Funny Quote by Mitch Hedberg Download Open image “I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I'm upside down.” — Mitch Hedberg ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Upside down
I like wearing necklaces, because it lets me know when I'm upside down. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I spend a lot of time upside down. It increases the blood flow to the brain, so it really helps your creativity. — Daphne Guinness Copy Share Image
I'm interested when things are upside down - because there are so many possibilities in that one moment. There is a lot that is… — Anna Deavere Smith Copy Share Image
When the world turns Upside Down, it's nice to have someone upside down with you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Being upside down is the ultimate counterbalance to the repetitive motions we do in our vertical lives - walking, standing, paddleboarding, sitting upright. — Laird Hamilton Copy Share Image
I'm always trying to turn things upside down and see if they look any better. — Tibor Kalman Copy Share Image
When everything in life turns upside down, remember that you are in the hands of the Creator. Look to God, and you'll always know… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've never been stuck in the Upside Down, and no one else I know has, so it was kind of something new to just… — Noah Schnapp Copy Share Image
If you take a frown and turn it upside down, the person you are holding by the ankles will soon pass out. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I don't wear a watch because I want my arms to weigh the same. So if somebody asks me what time it is, I… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
There was a product on late night TV that you could attach to your garden hose - "You can water your hard-to-reach plants with… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Imagine if you were a drummer, and you accidentally picked up two magic wands instead of sticks. There you are, keeping the beat, the… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I like wearing necklaces, because it lets me know when I'm upside down. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I'm sick of Soup Of The Day, man. It's time we make a decision. I need to know what Soup From Now On is. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I have a friend who is a juggler. If I'm at his house, I don't like to take food from him, if it's in… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I don't get the regular AIDS test anymore. I get the roundabout AIDS test. I ask my friend Brian, "Do you know anybody who… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I don't know how to fix a car. If the car breaks down, and the gas tank does not say "E", I'm screwed. But… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
What's a sesame seed grow into? I don't know we never give them a chance, what the fuck is a sesame?! It's a street...… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I went to a restaurant with my friend, and he said, "Pass the salt." I said, "Screw you! Sit closer to the salt." — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
