Funny Quote by Mitch Hedberg Download Open image “I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.” — Mitch Hedberg ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny
I asked a couple of months ago if anyone would like to start picketing the gas stations. — Ron Ziegler Copy Share Image
It is important to keep protesting, to keep forcing a conversation in the public arena. In any case, when you know what the right… — Viggo Mortensen Copy Share Image
A protest is supposed to be public. How can you do it if you don't do it in front of an audience? — Jeffrey Osborne Copy Share Image
Do good work and let that speak for itself. Don't waste time arguing with someone. Instead, show them in your work. That's easier said… — Megan Alexander Copy Share Image
“I don’t think there’s a degree in protesting.” “There’s a lot to learn,” Lula said. “You gotta know about making signs and holding them… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
The best way I know of to win an argument is to start by being in the right. — Lord Hailsham Copy Share Image
I can't give you the white picket fence, and if I did, you'd set it on fire. — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
You just have to find your activism, and don't let anyone tell you what that should look like. If you're doing the work, and… — Angie Thomas Copy Share Image
I want to take a stand against domestic violence and show others that it's okay to come out and speak about it and not… — Rachael Ostovich Copy Share Image
Be faithful, be vigilant, be untiring in your efforts to break every yoke, and let the oppressed go free. Come what may - cost… — William Lloyd Garrison Copy Share Image
I don't wear a watch because I want my arms to weigh the same. So if somebody asks me what time it is, I… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
There was a product on late night TV that you could attach to your garden hose - "You can water your hard-to-reach plants with… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Imagine if you were a drummer, and you accidentally picked up two magic wands instead of sticks. There you are, keeping the beat, the… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I like wearing necklaces, because it lets me know when I'm upside down. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I'm sick of Soup Of The Day, man. It's time we make a decision. I need to know what Soup From Now On is. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I have a friend who is a juggler. If I'm at his house, I don't like to take food from him, if it's in… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I don't get the regular AIDS test anymore. I get the roundabout AIDS test. I ask my friend Brian, "Do you know anybody who… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I don't know how to fix a car. If the car breaks down, and the gas tank does not say "E", I'm screwed. But… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
What's a sesame seed grow into? I don't know we never give them a chance, what the fuck is a sesame?! It's a street...… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I went to a restaurant with my friend, and he said, "Pass the salt." I said, "Screw you! Sit closer to the salt." — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
