Humor Quote by Mick Bogerman

“It happened to some people, that obsession with throwing their clothes off at an age when it would be best to keep them on.”

— Philip Hensher

Kids do gross things. For several months, mine would combine everything on her plate into a single bowl, pour her drink on top of…

— J. Kenji Lopez-Alt

Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt? You put on something from the cleaners, they're gonna spit up…

— Jeff Foxworthy

“You know what would be fun,” our school’s administration likely thought, huffing glue out of an old sock. “What if we make our cruellest…

— Scaachi Koul

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.

— Fran Lebowitz

“I recalled telling my daughter on many occasions that if she did not pick up her dirty clothes, they would walk to the wash…

— Caroline Mitchell

A lot of people talk to kids like they're idiots. When I'm telling my two-year-old that you don't throw a dish on the floor,…

— David Walton

My daughter takes pride in showing up with stuff that other kids envy or are freaked out by, so I send her to school…

— Anthony Bourdain

“What other people see is a bossy, spoiled little boy. They don't know that the smallest of changes, like a drop of orange pop…

— Riel Nason The Town that Drowned

Kids are messy!

— Jennifer Aniston

Kids can amuse themselves with almost anything.

— Allen Klein