Children Quote by Caroline Mitchell

“It happened to some people, that obsession with throwing their clothes off at an age when it would be best to keep them on.”

— Philip Hensher

“We got back to my house to find it ransacked. It was difficult to tell because I’m not the world’s greatest housekeeper myself, but…

— David Wong

“As a child, I get new clothes so rarely that when I do, I put off wearing them. It then happens that when the…

— Weike Wang

“She could surely rise to a dishwasher, but she prefers to use her children. She believes that a row of children chopping vegetables is…

— Barbara Trapido

“I don’t eat food with silverware—I use sponges. I always clean my plate.”

— Jarod Kintz

My daughter has a problem picking things up in her room. So if you leave your clothes on the floor, we put them in…

— Madonna Ciccone

“Trying to stay within my budget, I bought napkins instead of underwear. They’re not as comfortable to wear, but less likely to offend when…

— Jarod Kintz

“The society that hangs the most dirty laundry is the cleanest at its core.”

— Daniel Jacobs

“The only place I didn’t sweep was under her dress. But that’s what the dishwasher is for.”

— Jarod Kintz

In this business, you can never wash the dinner dishes and say they are done. You have to keep doing them constantly.

— Mary Wells Lawrence

“She pressed the rest of her clothes into my hands and said, "Don't do anything weird with them." "I was going to shellac them…

— Jim Butcher

“But, as Andy pointed out, if being a smart-arse was an offence, the Laundry would not exist in the first place.”

— Charles Stross