Children Quote by J. Kenji Lopez-Alt

The thing with children is they're a bit like baking a fruitcake: you throw all the ingredients in but you never know how they're…

— Len Goodman

“If it’s not on their plate (or on your dinner table), they can’t eat it. I realize how ridiculous this sounds, but it’s true.…

— Sarah Waldman

Kids are messy!

— Jennifer Aniston

Never try to get your kid to eat anything she doesn't already want to eat. Just eat interesting stuff in front of her while…

— Anthony Bourdain

All kids are fussy eaters - they go through phases where they'll only eat red food or they just want to eat porridge. With…

— Jack Monroe

But unfortunately, when you have a kid, you sometimes eat everything they leave behind. So far today I've had some of her leftover pancakes…

— Joely Fisher

If I want my daughter to try something, I eat it in front of her repeatedly without forcing the issue and, with some trial…

— Alexandra Guarnaschelli

“1. Give your toddler some large tubular pasta and a shoelace.  Show her how to thread the shoelace through the pasta. 2. Take an…

— Kristen Jervis Cacka

We do children an enormous disservice when we assume that they cannot appreciate anything beyond drive through fare and nutritionally marginal, kid-targeted convenience foods.…

— Victoria Moran

“Hey, Melissa-is there anything I should know about having this kid that isn't in the books I've been reading?" Sunlight streamed through the window,…

— Kim Bongiorno

Kids are without a doubt the most suspicious diners in the world. They will eat mud (raw or baked) rocks, paste, crayons, ball-point pens,…

— Erma Bombeck

Granny bit her lip. She was never quite certain about children, thinking of them-when she thought about them at all-as coming somewhere between animals…

— Terry Pratchett