Humor Quote by Louise Rennison

“The last part, she almost barks. She would have made a wonderful poodle — yappy, mean, and inclined to bite.”

— Lexi Whitlow

“Like a bullet out of a gun. His big paws had caught the dog before the dog could even flinch.”

— Michael Grant

“Watch. He is her dog. She took the thorn out of his foot.”

— Gertrude Chandler Warner

“Uhhh, hey, Ma,” he says nervously. “What’re you doing out here?” She puts her hands on her hips, her open sleeveless down jacket flying…

— elle casey

“the door and began barking hysterically. The hair on the back of his neck stood on end.    Adrenaline coursed through”

— Billi Tiner

“She's no-one special. England's full of wounded people. Quietly choking. Shrieking softly so the neighbours won't hear. You must have seen them. You've probably…

— Helen Zahavi

“There was a knife in his hand. He gave me a tight, mocking smile as he moved to the slab. “Wing or a thigh?…

— Karen Marie Moning

“We headed toward the creepy old slaughterhouse full of dangerous beings. Which... pretty much tells you what kind of day I was having, right…

— Jim Butcher

“I rushed through the door. You had bitten a way for me.”

— Hannah Weiner

“back in gear, she closed the door on him. She leaned against it, felt the heat drain from her cheek into the cold wood.…

— Nick Hornby

“Elizabeth waited until he had left and then promptly burst into laughter. She couldn’t help it, she had been soaked, threatened by a skunk,…

— Grace Willows

“... and her voice cut through the noise like a scythe through a poodle.”

— Daniel O'Malley