What in the name of Hitler's panties and matching bra set was she talking about? — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
I can already feel myself getting fed up with boys and I haven't had anything to do with them yet" - Georgia… — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
“He says we should take it easy and that maybe he overreacted a bit." Dave said, "A bit? That's like Hitler saying,… — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
“Dad leapt over the garden wall instead of going through the gate. Sadly he didn‘t do himself a severe injury, and so… — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
...maybe he overreacted a bit." "A bit? That's like Hitler saying, 'Oooh, I just meant to go for a little walk, but… — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
“Angus is amusing himself by ambushing the postman. Och aye, they may have taken his trouser snake addendums, but they cannae tak… — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
When uncle Eddie does his impression of 'Like a Virgin' it's like Madonna is coming out of his body!' Christ what an… — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
“Oh no. I've just accidently paid a visit to the cakeshop of love. I haven't put back my Italian cakey, but I… — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
“ Biology The film turns out to be about bees. It is a film about a bee center. How crap is this… — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
“Boys are like elastic bands. It doesn't mean that boys are made of elastic, which is a plus because nobody wants a… — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
I think 'growing up' would mean that you are incredibly tolerant and easygoing, liked everything, curious about the world because you weren't so egotistically… — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
Some things in life are not pleasant but they have to be done. For instance, German and maths. — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
i will not have him in my brain;there is no room for anyone else in the cakeshop of agony. it's crowded enough in there… — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
“Look, girls and boys are different. Girls like to be touched twenty times a day in a nonsexual way to feel good about themselves… — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
“11:20 a.m. This is my fabulous life: the Sex God left for Whakatane last month and he has taken my heart with him. 11:25… — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
This soft grass suggests 'softness' to me, but also at the same time 'lying-down-ness'. — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
Through my curtains I can see a big yellow moon. I’m thinking of all the people in the world who will be looking at… — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
“just as soon as I hear that hell is freezing over and has opened up a skating rink for fools.” — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
I don't want to be rude to the afflicted but Uncle Eddie is bald in a way which is the baldest I have ever… — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
I don't know what's going on with Mum and Dad, but it's weird. Mum keeps asking Dad to do things and he keeps doing… — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
“ Biology The film turns out to be about bees. It is a film about a bee center. How crap is this going to… — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
