“Look, girls and boys are different. Girls like to be touched twenty times a day in a nonsexual way to feel good… — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
“Boys are like elastic bands. It doesn't mean that boys are made of elastic, which is a plus because nobody wants a… — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
Overslept and had to race to get a life to Jas’s with my dad. No time for yoga or makeup. Oh well,… — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
Everyone is so obsessed with themselves nowadays that they have no time for me. — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
“You STUPID stupid girl. Honestly, you have done some stupid stupid things in your time, but this takes the biscuit of stupidity.” — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
When we did eventually get to the party - me walking next to Dad's Volvo driving at five miles an hour -… — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
You're fourteen years old. You've only had that hair for fourteen years and you want to change it already! How bored are… — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
“english So much to say, so little time. Miss Wilson kept interrupting our chat with her so-called love of Shakespeare. For goodness’… — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
How many times do we all have to do this? Get up, go to school, again? Before everyone admits it's a crap… — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
“I wonder if it is possible to have two boyfriends. I mean, times are changing. Relationships are more complicated. In France men… — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
Tom is back on a flight at 6:15 P.M. That is 6:15. Do you get it? Not 6:00 P.M. but 6:15 P.M.… — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
I think 'growing up' would mean that you are incredibly tolerant and easygoing, liked everything, curious about the world because you weren't so egotistically… — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
Some things in life are not pleasant but they have to be done. For instance, German and maths. — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
i will not have him in my brain;there is no room for anyone else in the cakeshop of agony. it's crowded enough in there… — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
“Look, girls and boys are different. Girls like to be touched twenty times a day in a nonsexual way to feel good about themselves… — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
“11:20 a.m. This is my fabulous life: the Sex God left for Whakatane last month and he has taken my heart with him. 11:25… — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
This soft grass suggests 'softness' to me, but also at the same time 'lying-down-ness'. — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
Through my curtains I can see a big yellow moon. I’m thinking of all the people in the world who will be looking at… — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
“just as soon as I hear that hell is freezing over and has opened up a skating rink for fools.” — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
I don't want to be rude to the afflicted but Uncle Eddie is bald in a way which is the baldest I have ever… — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
I don't know what's going on with Mum and Dad, but it's weird. Mum keeps asking Dad to do things and he keeps doing… — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
“ Biology The film turns out to be about bees. It is a film about a bee center. How crap is this going to… — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
