I don't know what's going on with Mum and Dad, but it's weird. Mum keeps asking Dad to do things and he… — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
I‘ve said it once and I will say it again, why can‘t everyone just speak English? The Americans give it a bit… — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
I said, "Do you think she thinks it's me?" Jas said, "Well, it's pretty conclusive, isn't it? She said 'the most sniveling… — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
What is that song they are singing Is it an old Yorkshire ditty you know like that 'On Ilkley Moor Bar T'at'… — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
As I have often said, she has two styles of acting: with or without the beard. — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
Dad has brought me a cup of tea in bed this morning! I said, 'Vati, why are you waking me up in… — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
...Then it said on the news, "And tonight the Prime Minister has just got to Number Ten." I looked down at Jas… — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
At that point Ms Fox came in and said, "Hello, carry on as if I am not here." Then she lay down… — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
Unbelievable! I said, "What would I be doing walking the streets at night as a stuffed olive- gate-crashing cocktail parties? — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
There he is, tall, tanned, Italian, sophisticated. So what do you do?" I said, "Er, leap on him and snog him within… — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
Dad at breakfast today being very quiet. I notice he is clean shaven. I said to him, "Vati, what has happened to… — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
As we drew near to the gates of Dother Hall the old bell in the belfry rang out. I said, 'I must… — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
Mum said, "It is the thought that counts." And I said, "I know, which is why I am ringing the authorities right… — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
Who wouldn't want to see some owl eggs?" I said, "Come on then, they are down here." He said, "Tallulah, the answer… — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
Cor, love a duck. And also Lawks-a-mercy. I said that inwardly, but outwardly I said, "Blimey, and also, what larks. — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
I put my arm around her and said, "Jas, I have found that when you are troubled, it is often better to… — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
Vaisey said, "Is it because your parents don't understand you?" Charlie said, "No, it's because our parents understand us very well, and… — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
I think 'growing up' would mean that you are incredibly tolerant and easygoing, liked everything, curious about the world because you weren't so egotistically… — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
Some things in life are not pleasant but they have to be done. For instance, German and maths. — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
i will not have him in my brain;there is no room for anyone else in the cakeshop of agony. it's crowded enough in there… — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
“Look, girls and boys are different. Girls like to be touched twenty times a day in a nonsexual way to feel good about themselves… — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
“11:20 a.m. This is my fabulous life: the Sex God left for Whakatane last month and he has taken my heart with him. 11:25… — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
This soft grass suggests 'softness' to me, but also at the same time 'lying-down-ness'. — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
Through my curtains I can see a big yellow moon. I’m thinking of all the people in the world who will be looking at… — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
“just as soon as I hear that hell is freezing over and has opened up a skating rink for fools.” — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
I don't want to be rude to the afflicted but Uncle Eddie is bald in a way which is the baldest I have ever… — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
I don't know what's going on with Mum and Dad, but it's weird. Mum keeps asking Dad to do things and he keeps doing… — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
“ Biology The film turns out to be about bees. It is a film about a bee center. How crap is this going to… — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
