I don't want to be rude to the afflicted but Uncle Eddie is bald in a way which is the baldest I… — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
I don't know what's going on with Mum and Dad, but it's weird. Mum keeps asking Dad to do things and he… — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
I've never had anyone say they love me before. Libby lobes me, that is true, but there is something a bit menacing… — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
Rosie laughed in a not too reassuring way if you like sane laughter. — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
Looking out of the window at the infinite sky, I prayed out, 'Dear Baby Jesus, I am sorry for my sin, even… — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
P.P.S. I am giving you telepathic hugs. P.P.P.S. But not in a telepathically lezzie way. — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
Mr. Darcy was in Pride and Prejudice and at first he was all snooty and huffy; then he fell in a lake… — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
Mum said, "It is the thought that counts." And I said, "I know, which is why I am ringing the authorities right… — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
I think 'growing up' would mean that you are incredibly tolerant and easygoing, liked everything, curious about the world because you weren't so egotistically… — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
Some things in life are not pleasant but they have to be done. For instance, German and maths. — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
i will not have him in my brain;there is no room for anyone else in the cakeshop of agony. it's crowded enough in there… — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
“Look, girls and boys are different. Girls like to be touched twenty times a day in a nonsexual way to feel good about themselves… — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
“11:20 a.m. This is my fabulous life: the Sex God left for Whakatane last month and he has taken my heart with him. 11:25… — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
This soft grass suggests 'softness' to me, but also at the same time 'lying-down-ness'. — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
Through my curtains I can see a big yellow moon. I’m thinking of all the people in the world who will be looking at… — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
“just as soon as I hear that hell is freezing over and has opened up a skating rink for fools.” — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
I don't want to be rude to the afflicted but Uncle Eddie is bald in a way which is the baldest I have ever… — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
I don't know what's going on with Mum and Dad, but it's weird. Mum keeps asking Dad to do things and he keeps doing… — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
“ Biology The film turns out to be about bees. It is a film about a bee center. How crap is this going to… — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
