Beavers Quote by Louise Rennison

“Do you miss your dad?" And I said: "Who?”

— Louise Rennison

I think 'growing up' would mean that you are incredibly tolerant and easygoing, liked everything, curious about the world because you weren't so egotistically…

— Louise Rennison

Some things in life are not pleasant but they have to be done. For instance, German and maths.

— Louise Rennison

i will not have him in my brain;there is no room for anyone else in the cakeshop of agony. it's crowded enough in there…

— Louise Rennison

“Look, girls and boys are different. Girls like to be touched twenty times a day in a nonsexual way to feel good about themselves…

— Louise Rennison

“11:20 a.m. This is my fabulous life: the Sex God left for Whakatane last month and he has taken my heart with him. 11:25…

— Louise Rennison

This soft grass suggests 'softness' to me, but also at the same time 'lying-down-ness'.

— Louise Rennison

Through my curtains I can see a big yellow moon. I’m thinking of all the people in the world who will be looking at…

— Louise Rennison

“just as soon as I hear that hell is freezing over and has opened up a skating rink for fools.”

— Louise Rennison

I don't want to be rude to the afflicted but Uncle Eddie is bald in a way which is the baldest I have ever…

— Louise Rennison

I don't know what's going on with Mum and Dad, but it's weird. Mum keeps asking Dad to do things and he keeps doing…

— Louise Rennison

“ Biology The film turns out to be about bees. It is a film about a bee center. How crap is this going to…

— Louise Rennison