Humor Quote by Daniel O'Malley Download Open image ““... and her voice cut through the noise like a scythe through a poodle.”” — Daniel O'Malley ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.9 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
“The last part, she almost barks. She would have made a wonderful poodle — yappy, mean, and inclined to bite.” — Lexi Whitlow Copy Share Image
“When they attack her, I scream until my voice is hoarse so I don't have to hear the shredding sounds.” — Jackson Pearce Copy Share Image
“Zach tagged along after her, feeling like a stray mutt panting after a purebred poodle.” — Jami Davenport Copy Share Image
“Her parents had basically abdicated their roles as guardians and she was building a bomb. In order to kill a poodle.” — Kristen Tracy Copy Share Image
“... But my voice is too soft. The wind picks up my words and swallows them whole.” — Hafsah Laziaf Copy Share Image
“Mary started to scream, and then the curtains parted further and a hand appeared, holding a butcher's knife. It was the knife that, a… — Robert Bloch Copy Share Image
“I was panting from the exertion and adrenaline in my system, surprised into immobility by this totally unexpected behavior. We just stood there, staring… — Dirk Patton Copy Share Image
“I would listen to her soft voice and wonder if, somewhere deep inside, she was screaming, too.” — Zoë Marriott Copy Share Image
“I looked and listened, but the only sounds were my soft, quick breaths and the faint plop-plop-plop of blood dripping off the end of… — Jennifer Estep Copy Share Image
“ Oh, well, thanks an awful lot, Thomas, Myfanwy thought bitterly. It sounds like I'm the Defense Minister of Ghosts and Goblins, but as… — Daniel O'Malley Copy Share Image
“to put it very, very simply: If you have powers and you’re not in the Court, then you’re a Pawn.” — Daniel O'Malley Copy Share Image
“We were ushered into the special reception room that important people go to so they won't have to ensure Customs. It's luxurious and private,… — Daniel O'Malley Copy Share Image
“It won't ever go away entirely. I wish it did. But with things like this, with wounds on the inside, sometimes it's just a… — Daniel O'Malley Copy Share Image
“Behind me, Ingrid made a sort of muffled snorting sound. I can only assume she was choking on a breath mint. I shot her… — Daniel O'Malley Copy Share Image
“If you want to switch jobs, then you can come over here right now and balance the extermination budget in London while (shuffling through… — Daniel O'Malley Copy Share Image
“20 Dear You, Six girls. Eight boys. That’s the current number of kids in the Camp Caius stable, and they’re an intriguing little bunch… — Daniel O'Malley Copy Share Image
“Now, do you mind telling me why you have all these guns lying around? Are you afraid the paperwork will rise up against you?'… — Daniel O'Malley Copy Share Image
“Everyone was dressed in his or her best, but some people's best was better than others'.” — Daniel O'Malley Copy Share Image
“It sounded like someone was cramming a metric ton of live weasels into a phone box,” — Daniel O'Malley Copy Share Image
“Yes, Minister, it turns out that there was a mysterious force that caused that plane to crash. We call it gravity.” — Daniel O'Malley Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image