Humor Quote by Josh Lieb

“She probably needs to pee.”

— Kokichi Ouma

“It's Dana! She's back early." He ran his hand frantically over Mitch's neat, blonde hair. "What's she want? What's she doing here? "Maybe she…

— Richelle Mead

“Lea was on the floor of a stall hugging a toilet. When she heard the door close, she lifted her head and gave me…

— Christine Zoldenz

“Issie?“ After a second her voice comes out small and tired. “I'm not here.“ “Oh.“ I back up so I can stare at the…

— Carrie Jones

“Barbara had really missed her calling. She should have been a gynecologist. Nothing pleased her more than having her face between another woman’s legs.”

— Elysia N. Fields

“She hated using airplane toilets. She was always afraid the plane would choose the exact moment she was most defenseless to crash, and she'd…

— Susan Elizabeth Phillips

“Mrs. Aupers has taken to walking backward of late, because she thinks it makes her have to pee less often.”

— Hendrik Groen

“i mean, jillian gushed. you have this force connecting you. it's under the surface, but it runs deep. ”

— Joan Bauer

“Oh my god" Meg ranted. "Her water just broke!" Margaret" Eve said, "get a grip - and a towel. I'll be there in five…

— Linda Lael Miller

“Ginny yelled through her megaphone as we worked, telling us to view the trash we picked up as a gathering of all the souls…

— Lisa Burstein

“Doesn´t she have diarrhea of the mouth?”

— Anna Quindlen

“Katie cleared her throat again. Then she looked into the window at her gums. She said, "To change the subject, do you think I…

— M.T. Anderson