Comedy Quote by Kokichi Ouma

“You gonna pee on her too? We get it; she's yours.”

— Jessica Gadziala

“Since it seems your marking your territory , why don't you go ahead and pee on her while you're at it ? " ~ Cal”

— Nicole Reed

“Never miss an opportunity to pee.”

— Shawne Murphy-Johnson

“Don’t you dare pee on me.”

— Roni Loren

“As we shook hands I wondered idly what her urine looked like.”

— Patrick McGrath

“You need a bath,” she whispered, wrinkling her nose. “Yeah,” he whispered back. He needed a bath, a haircut, and a shave, as well…

— Madeline Sheehan

“Pammy surges out of her seat, arm straining for the sky. She will apparently pee herself if she's not allowed to answer this question.”

— Josh Lieb

“Namely, when asked to pee on a person, shouldn't you make absolutely sure you've heard correctly?”

— Sara Barron

“You mean you don't want to come in and hold my hand while I piss?”

— Nenia Campbell

“I felt abruptly as though I’d just been peed on. I didn’t want to be peed on. ***”

— Penny Reid

“Mrs. Aupers has taken to walking backward of late, because she thinks it makes her have to pee less often.”

— Hendrik Groen

“She who gets in the middle of a pissing match will only get wet.”

— Brent Weeks