Quote by Hendrik Groen

“She probably needs to pee.”

— Kokichi Ouma

“She’d never been any kind of camper, never had been good at relieving a full bladder on a whim. Never had quite figured out…

— Robyn Carr

“She herself had given up washing long ago, and besides, people no longer believed in stale urine, either for one purpose or another.”

— Halldór Laxness

“Never miss an opportunity to pee.”

— Shawne Murphy-Johnson

“She who gets in the middle of a pissing match will only get wet.”

— Brent Weeks

“She hops expectantly into the sink. I turn on the tap for her; she laps without a glance in my direction, like a duchess…

— Peter Trachtenberg

“And she knew that no matter how fast she moved, she could not reach her mother quickly enough, and the doctor would be too…

— Kathleen O'Dell

“I walk slowly, but I never walk backwards.”

— Anonymous

“The only slight disconcertance being that in the middle of looking at a paintings [in the Museum of Modern Art] she always found herself…

— J.P. Donleavy

“The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing…

— Kendare Blake

“I wanted to stop peeing but couldn't, of course. Peeing is like a good book in that it is very, very hard to stop…

— John Green

“Be careful when peeing in your pants. It does not always work.”

— Richard Villar