“According to the fortune-cookie logic most people live by, the best things in life are free. That's crap. I have a gold-plated… — Josh Lieb Copy Share Image
I have to start writing down things that happen, or I'll forget my life entirely. — Josh Lieb Copy Share Image
It's interesting, on your second day of existence, to realize that your father is going to blame all the future failures of… — Josh Lieb Copy Share Image
I keep my TV writing and my book writing almost wholly separate. The audiences feel so different. — Josh Lieb Copy Share Image
The more you write, the faster you'll write, and the less you'll mind throwing stuff out. — Josh Lieb Copy Share Image
“Boys are idiots. Girls are idiots, too, of course, but boys are a special kind of idiot. A girl, for instance, will vote for… — Josh Lieb Copy Share Image
It doesn't pay to be good at something unless you are the absolute best at it. — Josh Lieb Copy Share Image
Fahrenheit 451 is one of those books that is about how amazing books are and how amazing the people who write books are. Writers… — Josh Lieb Copy Share Image
“What is evil?' you ask. To which I reply, 'Who are you, Friedrich Nietzsche?' To which you respond, 'Duh, wha? Me no understand.' Then… — Josh Lieb Copy Share Image
“Sunrises and sunsets are real jerks about putting things in perspective.” — Josh Lieb Copy Share Image
“Moorehead is one of those sad people who go into teaching so they can be worshipped by the only people sadder than they are… — Josh Lieb Copy Share Image
“According to the fortune-cookie logic most people live by, the best things in life are free. That's crap. I have a gold-plated robot that… — Josh Lieb Copy Share Image
I read an awful lot in college - a lot of Dickens, a lot of 19th century American stuff, a lot of old mysteries.… — Josh Lieb Copy Share Image
Important days don't look like anything special when they start. Invariably, the sun rises and people wake up. Coffee is swilled and eggs are… — Josh Lieb Copy Share Image
