Ass Quote by Jim Gaffigan

I will hit a man with glasses.

— Eminem

I've always been clumsy, the one who knocks glasses over.

— Rachel Riley

Glasses are for the brave. I do not need to pretend that I am sighted. People who need glasses and don't wear them are…

— Greg Proops

People really give you a hard time when you wear fake glasses out to a bar.

— Ryan Eggold

Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.

— Anonymous

I actlly wear glasses because I need them to see

— Anonymous

I see some people with glasses here, I trust people with glasses, don't you? But if you're wearing your glasses like this ... "Get…

— Jim Gaffigan

I have had to come to terms with wearing glasses.

— Lucinda Williams

It never gets old watching someone receive their first pair of glasses and regain their vision and their life.

— Neil Blumenthal

It's hard finding your glasses when you don't have your glasses on.

— Anonymous

If you had weak eyes, they needed exercise to get strong. Glasses were like crutches. They prevented people with feeble eyes from seeing the…

— Jeannette Walls

“They moved carefully, as though their bodies were brittle glasses – glasses without bottom – waiting to be shattered”

— Jeff VanderMeer