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Answering machines Quote by Jim Gaffigan

“Do you ever leave a message for somebody and the answering machine cuts you off, and you have to decide whether you should not call back, or call back and appear like a stalker? "Hi. It's me again. I forgot to tell you that I'm going to kill you. Because I'm the freak who keeps calling and calling."” quote by Jim Gaffigan
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“Do you ever leave a message for somebody and the answering machine cuts you off, and you have to decide whether you should not call back, or call back and appear like a stalker? "Hi. It's me again. I forgot to tell you that I'm going to kill you. Because I'm the freak who keeps calling and calling."”

Jim Gaffigan

About This Quote

Source Stand-up: Jim Gaffigan: King of the World, 2019

A humorous take on the awkwardness of voicemail and the fear of seeming obsessive when following up.

In simple terms: Worried about seeming clingy after a missed call.

Key Takeaway

Balance politeness with boundaries.

Themes

communication social anxiety humor

Mood

embarrassed light‑hearted

Type

observational comedic

When to use this quote

  • personal calls
  • dating
  • customer service
  • friendship

Key Concepts

boundaries perception self‑awareness

Questions to Reflect On

  • How do you decide when to follow up?
  • When does persistence become harassment?
A Different Perspective

May not apply to all cultures or situations.

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