Well, mi get a call from sexy Maxine. She left a message pon mi answering machine she seh Beenie… — Beenie Man Copy Share Image
I have a friend of mine who does me on his answering machine, and when I call him, I answer. It's pretty… — Christopher Walken Copy Share Image
“I believe leaders should be questioning machine, rather than an answering machine.” — Saji Ijiyemi Copy Share Image
Telephone message on his manager's answering machine shortly before dying of heroin overdose: I need help bad, man. — Jimi Hendrix Copy Share Image
Gotta change my answering machine. Now that I'm alone. Cause right now it says that we, can't come to the phone. — Ne-yo Copy Share Image
I think people who aren't in film experience that when they hear their voice on an answering machine or something. — Natalie Portman Copy Share Image
I have an answering machine in my car. It says, I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I'm not good at texting because I'm an older generation, old school. And nobody ever listens to the answering machine anymore. It's… — Igor Levit Copy Share Image
I got an answering machine for my phone. . . . Now, when I'm not home and somebody calls me up .… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I don't really have time to sit down and write. But when I think of a melody, I call up my answering… — Britney Spears Copy Share Image
Not saving you from this storm, mutant,” he said. “Saving you for your later fate, we are.” His voice was weirdly inflected… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
“I meet the answering machine’s small, steady stare. “What do you do when God tells you no?” I ask. But it doesn’t… — Skyler White Copy Share Image
“He suddenly remembered the tape he had taken from Susan’s answering machine, and hoped to God there wasn’t anything more important in… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
All the new technology seems redundant to me. I was quite happy with the United States mail service. And, I don't even… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
We've come a long way from having one land line that was forbidden to be answered during dinner. We had no answering… — Regina Brett Copy Share Image
Do you ever leave a message for somebody and the answering machine cuts you off, and you have to decide whether you… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
It is not rude to turn off your telephone by switching it on to an answering machine, which is cheaper and less… — Judith Martin Copy Share Image
My favorite films, I would put my answering machine up to the television set and hit record. I'd tape my favorite movies… — Mark Mothersbaugh Copy Share Image
I remember a few years ago I was sitting at home with my wife watching the Oscars. I was sitting on the… — Christopher Walken Copy Share Image
“You've reached Fangtasia, where the undead live again every night...For bar hours, press one. To make a party reservation, press two. To… — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
“A few days later, as I was going through the messages on my answering machine, I heard over the speaker, “I’M FREE!… — Elliana Olivia Copy Share Image
The breakup of Bell laid the foundation for every important communications revolution since the 1980s onward. There was no way of knowing… — Tim Wu Copy Share Image
Did you ever hear one of those corny, positive messages on someone's answering machine? 'Hi, it's a great day and I'm out… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
“She never opened her mail in the middle of the day. Sometimes she forgot about it for a week or more until… — Nicci French Copy Share Image
“Eventually he'd let the answering machine take over and had hidden in his studio. Where he's hidden all his life. From the… — Louise Penny Copy Share Image
“Grown-ups aren’t supposed to talk about “best friends,” but he was among my closest and certainly my most constant friend from then… — Tim Kreider Copy Share Image
On September 11 one of the messages on our answering machine was from The New Yorker saying get down here right away… — Art Spiegelman Copy Share Image
“A couple months after school started that year, I just plain stopped going to see the Maje. I remember coming home one… — Stephen "Steve-O" Glover Copy Share Image
“She stared at me "You have a message," she said. "On you machine." I looked over at my answering machine. Sure enough,… — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share Image
“Colby Lane and Pierce Hutton had the manager of Tate’s apartment building open his door for them. They knew that Tate had… — Diana Palmer Copy Share Image
“Avis puts aside the 'Saint-Honore' and decides to embark on a new pastry. She's assembling ingredients when the phone rings in the… — Diana Abu-Jaber Copy Share Image
“I draw a line down the middle of a chalkboard, sketching a male symbol on one side and a female symbol on… — Jackson Katz Copy Share Image
“When I had the third breakdown, the mini-breakdown, I was in the late stages of writing this book. Since I could not… — Andrew Solomon Copy Share Image
Sage advice? If you're drunk, stay away from the phone. You can't get the answering machine message back. — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
It's great to just disappear, grab a suitcase, switch the answering machine on and just go somewhere else. — Dido Armstrong Copy Share Image
I'm not an answering machine, I'm a questioning machine. If we have all the answers, how come we're in such as mess? — Douglas Cardinal Copy Share Image
I'm much better at saying something on the answering machine than texting. — Igor Levit Copy Share Image
Like most people, you listen to yourself on the phone or an answering machine and you're like, 'Ugh.' So to do something… — Angelina Jolie Copy Share Image
“Some consciences are fitted with automatic answering machine that work very well. But I never got the technology under control” — Emile Ajar Copy Share Image
