Answering machines Quote by Steven Wright

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out.

— Steven Wright

My cellphone calls random people.

— Sarah Mlynowski

Your phone's ringing. Yeah, phones actually meant to do that.

— Nikhil Saluja

No one is calling me. I can’t check the answering machine because I have been here all this time. If I go out, someone…

— Lydia Davis

[Answering the phone] Hello, this is a recording, you've dialed the right number, now hang up and don't do it again.

— Frank Sinatra

That moment when your on the phone with someone and they answer the beep, and the phone hangs up

— Treneice716

That awkward moment when you ignore someone's phone call and they call you from someone else's phone and you answer it..

— Nishan Panwar

I allow those phones to ring, and I go straight to it. As a result, I get some very, very strange phone calls.

— Art Bell

Everyone I talked to was a recording-the bank, the elevator, your office, the school, a wrong number. You used to be able to call…

— Erma Bombeck

There's random people calling my phone: 'Your mother gave me your number.' My mother has tried to set me up so many times long-distance.

— Yvonne Orji

Sometimes I shoot out of bed like it's a relay race, and I'm on the phone, leaving voice mails.

— Kate Spade

When you're wearing headphones and you feel like everyone is calling you.

— Anonymous