Answering machines Quote by Jerry Seinfeld
“I wish I was a phone machine. I wish if I saw somebody on the street I didn't want to talk to I could just go, "Excuse me, I'm not here right now, If you just leave a message, I can walk away."”
About This Quote
Source Stand‑up Comedy Routine, 1995
He wishes for a polite way to avoid unwanted social interactions.
In simple terms: Avoiding awkward conversations.
Key Takeaway
Use a courteous excuse.
Themes
social anxiety
boundaries
humor
Mood
humorous
relaxed
Type
satirical
observational
When to use this quote
- daily commute
- social events
- networking
Key Concepts
Politeness
personal space
Questions to Reflect On
- When is it appropriate to use a polite dismissal?
- How do you balance honesty and courtesy?
A Different Perspective
Excuses may damage relationships.
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