Alleys Quote by Jay Leno Download Open image “Inauguration Security was tighter than Kirstie Alley in a pair of spandex pants.” — Jay Leno ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.6 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Alleys Inauguration Pairs Pants Security Spandex
As you can imagine, with Hillary Clinton being here, security is very tight. The Secret Service has been here all day sweeping the halls,… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
The trend of sagging pants originated in prison, letting other inmates know that you were available for sexual purposes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I might be being controversial, but I think Seal fancies the pants off Delta, and her pants are tight. — Boy George Copy Share Image
We have first lady Michelle Obama on the show tonight. As you'd expect, security's been pretty tight. On my way in I got five… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
“It wasn’t until 1973 that secretaries in our very own White House were allowed to wear pants—when the energy crisis led to lowered thermostats… — Jessica Bennett Copy Share Image
President Obama spent Election Day away from any press coverage, attending closed-door meetings inside the White House. But on the bright side, it is… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
From time to time, you may see a girl wearing her black opaque tights as pants. They are, in fact, not. — Nina Garcia Copy Share Image
If you restore a car, and you're making money, then you're doing it wrong. — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
There is a nationwide shortage of drugs for Attention Deficit Disorder. The FDA says they're not sure how it happened. I guess somebody wasn't… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
“Leno said the rainy weather in California "couldn't have come at a worse possible time. Today was the day NBC was supposed to burn… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Donald Trump said he will not decide about a possible run for the presidency until after the current season of Celebrity Apprentice wraps up.… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
American forces in Iraq found $650 million in American cash sealed in a hidden cottage. See, this is why President Bush wants to invade… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
I wanted to have a career in sports when I was young, but I had to give up the idea. I'm only six feet… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Texas Gov. Rick Perry referred to the Mexican city of Juarez as the most dangerous city in America. In his defense, he probably just… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out. — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
The Mayans have predicted the world is supposed to end on December 21. If the world doesn't end on December 21, you can bet… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
The Globe reports that North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Il raises money by selling fake Viagra pills. What it is about this guy? None of… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Dashiell Hammett took murder out of theVenetian vase and dropped it into the alley. — Raymond Chandler Copy Share Image
She glances back before stepping into the alley, and she catches her grandfather looking at her the way he does sometimes--as if she's already… — Julianna Baggott Copy Share Image
Victim disarmament types are sick, sick people, who'd rather see a woman raped in an alley and strangled with her own pantyhose than see… — L. Neil Smith Copy Share Image
In most cases, the best strategy for a job interview is to be fairly honest, because the worst thing that can happen is that… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If Elmore Leonard met Jim Thompson down a dark alley at midnight they might emerge a week later with thick beards, bloodshot eyes and… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
...wings—-vast shimmering wings, their reach so great they swept the walls on either side of the alley, each feather like the wind-tugged lick of… — Laini Taylor Copy Share Image
Singing, dancing, and acting! The part [of Roxie in Let It Shine] was right up my alley. Plus, the thought of playing a rock… — Coco Jones Copy Share Image
The trees grew too thickly, and their trunks were too big for any healthy New England wood. There was too much silence in the… — H. P. Lovecraft Copy Share Image
You start out with the sublime and you end up in an alley jerking away for dear life. — Henry Miller Copy Share Image
When we come face-to-face with one down a dark alley, we're going to be having a shufti to see if it's solid, aren't we,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The costume designer, her name is Anne Hardinge. She's done "Shaun of the Dead" and "Hot Fuzz." She's really comedic costume designer, which was… — Jerusha Hess Copy Share Image
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