Chosen Quote by Jay Leno Download Open image “Form 1040 was chosen by the IRS because for every $50 you earn, you get 10 and they get 40.” — Jay Leno ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.3 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Chosen Form Irs Libertarian Libertarianism Liberty
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An income tax form is like a laundry list - either way you lose your shirt. — Fred Allen Copy Share Image
I do not do my own taxes. It's too many forms. "Here are my 70,000 forms. I have no idea."I would be in jail. — Zoe Kazan Copy Share Image
The financial disclosure statements, they don't give you the tax rate. They don't give you all the details that tax returns would. — Hillary Clinton Copy Share Image
It is my belief that one's salary is between an individual and the IRS. — Jessica Savitch Copy Share Image
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