Congress Quote by Jay Leno

Before they went on vacation, Congress voted to exempt themselves from Obamacare. They gave themselves a special exemption because they thought it was too…

— Jay Leno

For the past seven years we have been cracking down on crime in Missouri, passing tougher laws for drug crimes and sex offenses and…

— Mel Carnahan

The real difficulty is with the vast wealth and power in the hands of the few and the unscrupulous who represent or control capital.…

— Rutherford B. Hayes

Well, you know, you're not going to have 86 percent of Congress voted out of office.

— Nate Silver

A lot of politicians talked about giving Medicare the power to negotiate lower drug prices, which will help millions of Americans. Not a single…

— Neera Tanden

Before we give the government any more money, show us some receipts.

— Jay Leno

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards?

— Jay Leno

The first forms of writing emerged not for art, literature, or love, not for spiritual or liturgical purposes, but for business--all literature could be…

— Daniel Levitin

I don't need a receipt for a doughnut. I'll just give you the money, and you give me the doughnut. End of transaction! We…

— Mitch Hedberg

You must think I am a high-priced man… Fifteen dollars is enough for the job. I send you a receipt for fifteen dollars, and…

— Abraham Lincoln

I suffered most inconvenience from the difficulty of getting news from the civilised world down river, from the irregularity of receipt of letters, parcels…

— Henry Walter Bates

Anger is uneasiness or discomposure of the mind upon the receipt of any injury, with a present purpose of revenge

— John Locke