Balls Quote by Jay Leno

Golf is tougher than my first wife.

— Ken Green

Golf is a game to be played between cricket and death.

— Colin Ingleby-Mackenzie

Women's golf definitely hit a bump in the road. We lost some tournaments due to a combination of things led by the downturn in…

— Hollis Stacy

Someone once told me that there is more to life than golf. I think it was my ex-wife.

— Bruce Lansky

It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place the world is when one is playing golf.

— Robert Wilson Lynd

When you are too old to play golf, you had better die.

— King Edward VIII

Golf is fun - until you hit somebody in the head.

— Charles Barkley

A friend of mine, a dedicated golfer, shot a hole in one playing by himself. Disaster.

— William Glasser

After the abrupt death of my mother, Jane, on Sept. 5, 1991, of a disease called amyloidosis, my dad took up golf at 57.…

— Steve Rushin

You can, legally, possibly hit and kill a fellow golfer with a ball, and there will not be a lot of trouble because the…

— Dave Barry

"Hit it with the back of your left hand" was the first swing thought I ever heard, brusquely bu not unlovingly put to me…

— John Updike

The right way to play golf is to go up and hit the bloody thing.

— George Duncan