Dinner table Quote by Jarod Kintz

“I bowl like I masturbate: with two hands. I should run for Congress.”

— Jarod Kintz

“...sometimes the desert gives you an answer, and it is your job to find the question.”

— Ursula Vernon

“Only in complete silence, will you hear the desert.”

— Anonymous Bedouin

“He felt the urge to go into the desert, to see if it’s silence held the answers to his questions.”

— Paulo Coelho

“War's never a picnic. Although obviously soldiers do end up eating outdoors quite a lot.”

— David Mitchell

“Behold, as a wild ass in the desert, go I forth to my work.”

— Frank Herbert

“We head into the bar and order drinks. I’m looking around to see if I recognize any members of Congress. They’re sort of my…

— David Rosenfelt

“A soldier had his duty to perform and he did it. It might mean hunger and thirst and exhaustion.”

— C.M. Curtis

“Navajo Police lieutenant Joe Leaphorn, retired, paused for effect, pushing away the plate of toast crumbs and empty packets of grape jelly so he…

— Anne Hillerman

“You told us to leave you in the desert, because you planned to start a new life as a cactus,”

— Cassandra Clare

“I make love like the desert. Ever implemented a cactus during foreplay?”

— Jarod Kintz

“There is something about the desert that pisses everything off.”

— Johnny Shaw