Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““The zipper on my crotch is an air vent. I need some way to cool down my hot coffee.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.7 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Do you find it erotic how my pants bulge in the crotch, where I keep my coffee cup?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Hot coffee is like a warm-blooded man. They both give you the courage to face a new day.” — Xiaolu Guo Copy Share Image
“Does it make any sense if you say hot coffee is hot, Isn't it the least you wish for.” — I Love the way you love me Copy Share Image
“I wear my cool on the inside; that's why my hands are always so cold.” — Dia Reeves Copy Share Image
“I’ll put some ice in your coffee, to cover up the fact that it was already cold and old. I do this because my… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Ah. I like my coffee like I like my men. Hot, black, and coming down my throat.” — Chuck Wendig Copy Share Image
“When things get really hot, smoke fills the air. And things were definitely hot in here.” — S.D. Mary Copy Share Image
“My fingertips welcome the radiating heat from the coffee mug in my hands. A different, intangible warmth spreads from within me.” — Dave Cenker Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
