Internet Quote by Jarod Kintz

“My life is a plate of perfectly edible but ordinary scrambled eggs. I want them savory, creamy, cheesy and maybe with bacon on the…

— Varsha Bajaj

“With your fertile eggs, and my semen, we’d make a delicious omelet.”

— Jarod Kintz

“You cannot make omelets without breaking some eggs.”

— Pearl Zhu

“It's an actual book-book. Something I thought was lost on this generation of internet fiends.”

— Colleen Hoover

“History is an omelette. The eggs are already broken.”

— Orson Scott Card

“Books are like eggs. Somethings you have to crack them open to get anything out.”

— Clifton L. Taulbert

“Twenty years ago, the vast majority of persons, as we then wrote, had never tasted a really new-laid egg, and did not know what…

— Lewis Wright

“You have to break an omelette to make eggs.”

— Emma Bull

“Even if the sum total of human knowledge is available online, a book is still a powerful thing.”

— M.H. Van Keuren

“Take care. It is so easy to break eggs without making omelettes.”

— C.S. Lewis

“I have a weakness for fresh eggs.”

— Joseph Heller

“it is everlastingly funny that the proud, metaphysically ambitious, clamoring mind will hush if you give it an egg.”

— annie dillard