Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““The best way to wake up is with coffee and an erection. The cool part is one can stir the other.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.7 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“A morning coffee is my favorite way of starting the day, settling the nerves so that they don't later fray.” — Marcia Carrington Copy Share Image
“The early morning is too strong to drink straight, so I need to mix in a little coffee to be able to hold it… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I like coffee so much that I have tea for breakfast. The first cup of the day in particular is so good that I’m… — Christoph Niemann Copy Share Image
“A companion on a caffeine high will wake me up just as well, without the aftertaste.” — Jodi Meadows Copy Share Image
“I turn to the glass wall keeping me from the other half of my heart. Press my head against the cool surface. Wish he… — Tahereh Mafi Copy Share Image
“Listen to me. When a man wakes, he wakes wanting. He wakes hard and rude and aching with need.” He shifted, pressing his massive… — Tessa Dare Copy Share Image
“This is not my favorite way to wake up. My favorite way to wake up is to have a certain French movie star whisper… — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
Some days, the first coffee just laughs at you. It says, 'Oh, you think I'm going to wake you up? Sucker.' — Katherine Waterston Copy Share Image
The best thing about waking up is knowing you can have another pot of coffee to enjoy. — Tammi Post Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image