Marriage Quote by Jarod Kintz

“Why doesn't it bother her? Seriously, it doesn't. She's not putting on a front. She's in a serious relationship with a guy who has…

— J.D. Robb

“God forbid the wife should have prior knowledge of sex, let alone enjoy it.”

— Laurie Viera Rigler

“I think the odds of her killing me with sex are good, but what a way to go. At least I'll die happy.”

— Georgia Cates

“You married me thinking I would force myself on you?” “I married you knowing that women have very little say in how they are…

— Lorraine Heath

When a man says, "Get out of my house! what would you have with my wife?" there is no answer to be made.

— Miguel de Cervantes

“-There’s a beautiful woman here for you who wants to have sex. -Tell her I’m married. Then tell her I’ll be there as soon…

— Jarod Kintz

“I tell you it's deadly when you start thinking your wife might be right.”

— Isaac Asimov

“How does one tell his wife that she sucked at seduction...?”

— M.S. Knight

“Let me give you some advice here: People who want to have the sex talk with you will act the same way as people…

— Flynn Meaney

“I wouldn't be caught dead marring a woman old enough to be my wife.”

— Tony Curtis

“I'd go home to a wife whom I was not sexually enjoying.”

— Mark Driscoll

“It's bad enough my men wonder why I must kidnap my own wife to hold a conversation with her.”

— Jessica Dotta