Friendship Quote by Jarod Kintz

“Normal is made up of two friends—Norm and Al. That’s twice the number of friends that I have, probably because I’m weirder than normal.” quote by Jarod Kintz — Download Open image

““Normal is made up of two friends—Norm and Al. That’s twice the number of friends that I have, probably because I’m weirder than normal.””

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