Quote by Jarod Kintz

“I had never owned a pair of jeans, and I didn't plan on it. I'm not a cowboy, a farmer, or a 1950s greaser.”

— David Iserson

“A sheep in wolves clothing!”

— Lailah Gifty Akita

“As a wee two hundred-year-old, I decided the south of England was much to my liking. A wee bit warmer and I prefer barbecuing…

— Derek Hart

“It is not in my nature to be concerned about trousers.”

— Simon P Norton

“Respect the sheep.”

— Sarah Rees Brennan

“But me, my jeans, tank, boots and socks, commando and braless, walked right out the door and, like we had many, many times before,…

— Kristen Ashley

“Some people count sheep. I self-loathe.”

— Rainbow Rowell

“Always wear a pair of trousers, never just the one.”

— Greg Gormley

“Just to be difficult, I kept on my tee and my panties (which thank God, were mocha-colored satin hipsters with a load of beige…

— Kristen Ashley

“The sheep are in a terrible mood today as Bailey attempts to usher them from one field to another. They have resisted prodding, swearing,…

— Erin Morgenstern

“You're living your days at the moment how a sheep grazes, meandering, not engaged with anything much.”

— Nikki Gemmell

“The sheep stampeded away because sheep are smart enough not to trust anyone for anything, especially not people who sleep in and crawl out…

— Catherine Lacey