Quote by Greg Gormley

“It is not in my nature to be concerned about trousers.”

— Simon P Norton

“You can wear whatever you want, just so long as you have on trousers, shoes, and a shirt.”

— Trenton Lee Stewart

“It’s not what you wear that sets you apart from your fellow man, but what you don’t wear. I don’t wear pants, for instance,…

— Jarod Kintz

“I put my pants on one leg at a time, just like everyone else. It's the way I take them OFF that makes me…

— Jessica Park

“If I waited for a proper occasion to dress up, I'd never wear half of these clothes. Put on the clothes and you make…

— Erin Kelly

“You can't press your suit and another fellow's trousers simultaneously.”

— P.G. Wodehouse

“Always wear pretty underwear, on account of you just never know.”

— Jill Conner Browne

“And a woman by herself is missing a man, while a man by himself is his own master. Trousers. That's the secret. Trousers and…

— Terry Pratchett

“Um...we should have fewer pants on. This would be a great pants-free situation.”

— Delphine Dryden

“Where you'd be wearing out the knees of your trousers, sir, they just have to go ahead and wear out their knees!”

— Barbara Kingsolver

“I wear dresses most of the time. If I wore a skirt or pants my panties would show because of all the people pulling…

— Karen E. Quinones Miller

“... The right wardrobe can erase multiple flaws and worries. Th right wardrobe can bring your enemy to his knees.”

— Pepper Winters