Quote by P.G. Wodehouse Download Open image ““You can't press your suit and another fellow's trousers simultaneously.”” — P.G. Wodehouse ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.5 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Dude.. where's your suit? Just once, when I say "suit up" I wish you'd put on a suit.” — Barney Stinson Copy Share Image
“I put my pants on one leg at a time, just like everyone else. It's the way I take them OFF that makes me… — Jessica Park Copy Share Image
“If you change who you are to suit other people, you may end up dressed for the wrong occasion” — Benny Bellamacina Copy Share Image
“Fine, as the tailor said to the broke and naked knight, suit yourself.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Where you'd be wearing out the knees of your trousers, sir, they just have to go ahead and wear out their knees!” — Barbara Kingsolver Copy Share Image
“You can wear whatever you want, just so long as you have on trousers, shoes, and a shirt.” — Trenton Lee Stewart Copy Share Image
“I would rather wear a suit everyday and be respected than dress half naked and be disrespected.” — Bianca Frazier Copy Share Image
“My breath caught at the sight before me. Sweet baby Jesus, the man was the reason suits were invented.” — Genna Rulon Copy Share Image
“Love, Miss Halliday, is a delicate plant. It needs tending, nurturing, assiduous fostering. This cannot be done by throwing the breakfast bacon at a… — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“[A]lways get to the dialogue as soon as possible. I always feel the thing to go for is speed. Nothing puts the reader off… — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“In these days in which we live, when existence has become a thing of infinite complexity and fate, if it slips us a bit… — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“Good Lord, Jeeves! Is there anything you don’t know?’ ‘I couldn’t say, sir.” — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“Ask the first lion cub you meet, and it will tell you that, once you’ve tasted blood, there is no pulling up, and it’s… — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“He will lunch with you at your flat tomorrow at one-thirty. Please remember that he drinks no wine, strongly disapproves of smoking, and can… — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“Too often on such occasions one feels, as I feel so strongly with regard to poor old Stilton, that the kindly thing to do… — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“My late Uncle Henry, you see, was by way of being the blot on the Wooster escutcheon. An extremely decent chappie personally, and one… — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“...he switched on the [flashlight]. When he did so, he instantly became the center attraction to a rowdy mob of those gnats, moths, and… — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“Conversationally, I am like a clockwork toy. I have to be set going.” — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“One of the advantages a sister has when arguing with a brother is that she is under no obligation to be tactful. If she… — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“Liz," said Mr. Cootes, lost in admiration, "when it comes to doping out a scheme, you're the snake's eyebrows!” — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
