Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““My name is Mr. Raingold. But please, call me Money Showers.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.2 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“If you wanted me to take a shower, you should have payed me ten bucks like you usually do!” — James Patterson Copy Share Image
“Someone said the rain would mean nothing if thirst had never been named.” — Adam Clay Copy Share Image
“i tried to write your name in the rain but the rain never came so i made the sun” — The Neighbourhood Copy Share Image
“Please stop shaking your rain water in my direction. What next? Are you going to come over here, cock your leg and urinate upon… — Stephen J. Day Copy Share Image
“One day Orafoura and I were walking along and I turned and said, "I wish I could capture the weather in a bottle." Without… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
