Outrageous-behavior Quote by Stephen J. Day

“Don't piss on my shoes and tell me it's raining”

— Wayne J. Keeley

“Ya think you's walkin' on water, but turns out you just got piss in your shoes.”

— John Green

“would you like to dance in the rain?”

— Atul Randev

“You're already soaking wet.”

— Amy Cross

“They piss on your leg, tell you it’s raining, and then offer to sell you an umbrella with a smile.”

— Elliott Kay

“Baby, why are you all wet?”

— Dennis Lehane (Author

“It starts raining harder, I've got a long way to go walking and pushing that sore leg right along in the gathering rain, no…

— Jack Kerouac

“When it rains, the river will try and and take you away from me. Which is why, when it rains, we must hold onto…

— Iain S. Thomas

“Like standing in a creek with the water flowing against your legs, you know?”

— Daniel H. Wilson

“Just stand still and let the rain pour down on you now.”

— Nora Carroll

“He scrambled to grab a hose and pointed it at us. A pathetic stream of water trickled out. What are you going to do?…

— Jaye Wells

Sir don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining.

— Judge Judy