Men are superior to women, for one thing they can urinate from a speeding car. — Will Durst Copy Share Image
Men are superior to women. For one thing, men can urinate from a speeding car. — Will Durst Copy Share Image
“Just before we have sex, the question often is: To pee, or not to pee?” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Please stop shaking your rain water in my direction. What next? Are you going to come over here, cock your leg and… — Stephen J. Day Copy Share Image
“A man who could urinate standing up and without help was a man in a fit state to face his responsibilities.” — Carlos Ruiz Zafón Copy Share Image
Wouldn't that be an amazing super power? Knowing where to press on someone's neck to make them immediately urinate. — Ryan Reynolds Copy Share Image
There are three types of men in the world. One type learns from books. One type learns from observations. And one type… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
“I suggest to you, late or not late, the moment you have discovered that the mission of someone is to pee on… — Israelmore Ayivor Copy Share Image
I lift my leg to urinate on conserative christians, cause I have never seen a dog hold his dick while he's pissing. — Immortal Technique Copy Share Image
Note to self: It's hard to attain a state of no-mind when you're incredibly pumped up on tea and sugar and have… — Jordan Sonnenblick Copy Share Image
“Sometimes I wear sunglasses while I urinate, and pretend that my pee is a solar laser beam that will cut through my… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“GUY TIP #18: Just because you can urinate anywhere you want doesn't mean you should-even if your aim is so good you… — Jenny O'Connell Copy Share Image
