Bad friends Quote by Israelmore Ayivor

“Never miss an opportunity to pee.”

— Shawne Murphy-Johnson

“Well, how about this. You're going to have to pee some time. And when you do, I'll be there.”

— Sherry D. Ficklin

“Next time you could just pee in a circle around me so that they know you’ve already been there.”

— Jay Crownover

“Take him out to pee after every one hour or so.”

— Cesar Dunbar

“If you are late, you are wasting precious moments of another person's life. Moments they can never get back!”

— Rowan Coleman

“Just before we have sex, the question often is: To pee, or not to pee?”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“If you keep thinking that I will always be late, then I will always be late for you.”

— Robin Sacredfire

“Be careful when peeing in your pants. It does not always work.”

— Richard Villar

“I will pee on everything that you love. Don’t think that I won’t.”

— Terri Osburn

“Take each day as it comes, trust God he,s never wrong, never late.”

— Kevin Ralph Baker

“I searched for something witty to say, settled for bare honesty. "I want to pee.”

— Lili St. Crow

“You could allow a gentleman the privacy of his piss.”

— Barbara Kingsolver