“Please stop shaking your rain water in my direction. What next? Are you going to come over here, cock your leg and urinate upon my person?” — Stephen J. Day Copy Share Image
“Peaches found herself wondering if Mary, a tiny brunette with an unprepossessing manner and less than ‘stellar’ work ethics, had to play Where’s Waldo to find Steve’s dick beneath his gigantic waistline.” — A.T. Hicks Copy Share Image
