Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““My favorite pen is my penis. Put my words in your mouth.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.0 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“I like putting your penis in my mouth." He thought about this for a second, remembering the reading he'd done about it on Wikipedia.… — shukyou Copy Share Image
“A pen is like a switchblade you can actually write with—and pull off a successful mugging with.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I like holding hands. Especially if those holding hands are holding my penis.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
My pen.’ Funny, I wrote that without noticing. ‘The torch’, ‘the paper’, but ‘my pen’. That shows what writing means to me, I guess.… — John Marsden Copy Share Image
“Can you put your finger away please? Every time you point I see a penis.” — Portlandia Copy Share Image
“My penis is looooooong. Wait, I think I left off an O. Probably better that way, so I can use it as my middle… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
