Quote by Jarod Kintz

“Cats are living, breathing blankets. But a blanket, no matter how furry, cannot be used like a purrless cat.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used like a cat, if it were furry and purred.
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— Jarod Kintz

“blanket is made out of broken glass and dog poop and oozy pus and bloody zombie zits.”

— R.J. Palacio

“i wish i had 15-20 cats that would serve as a blanket, like if i moved they would adjust to my new position, that…

— Megan Boyle

“A blanket really makes the bed. Good thing too, because I never make the bed.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to express my condolences. I’m sorry to have to tell you I’m sorry, but that’s life, you know?
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to what the hell your way out of your neighbor’s bedroom.”

— Jarod Kintz

“...I could feel her burrowing into my heart. I didn't know if the burrowing was like a kitten cuddling up to its mother or…

— Jason Porter

“A blanket provides warmth. So does the joy a good joke brings.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used as a lovely rug, a rug that just so happens to be covering a large hole, you should really…

— Nicole McKay

“A blanket could be used to confuse and disorient. Think of it not as a bed adornment, but as a really big blindfold. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“Yesterday I complained of chest pains. My cat scratched my nipples.”

— Jarod Kintz