Quote by Jarod Kintz

“I scuff the toe of my boot through the dirt, uncovering pine needles and half-rotted leaves shed by the cottonwood looming over me. My…

— Rae Carson

“May your balls rot like fruit in the sun, and your manhood wither at the root!”

— Elizabeth Vaughan

“I have balls too. Mine are 3 feet up and multifunctional!”

— Sassy Sipe

“Life keeps throwing me curve balls and I don't even own a bat. At least my dodging skills are improving.”

— Jayleigh Cape

“If trees had love, instead of leaves, I’d gladly rake you into a pile on my lawn and fall into you.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I put a basketball hoop in the trees, to help the squirrels and give them a nice net to store their nuts for the…

— Jarod Kintz

“There is filth on the floor, and it must be scraped up with the muck-rake.”

— Theodore Roosevelt

I shake my head. I pick up the rake and start making the dead-leaf pile neater. A blister pops and stains the rake handle…

— Laurie Halse Anderson

“What was the old saying? If it has tires or testicles, it's gonna give you problems .”

— P.C. Cast

“Batter up! I want to play with some balls.”

— Ella Frank

“Maybe it's a reminder from Henri that you're supposed to rake the lawn.”

— Pittacus Lore

“I sheathe my spear on my back and I plow through bushes dotted with prickly balls, feeling them scratch and scrape my skin, but…

— Jennifer Martucci