Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““My asshole smells like chlorine, so I hope you brought some goggles.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.0 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“I swam in the neighborhood peel. I mean pool. I guess I threw that pee in there because the swimming experience left a bad… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Somehow everything I own smells of you, and for the tiniest moment it's all not true” — Snow Patrol Copy Share Image
“Your mouth, as fucking perfect as it is, won't give me the much-needed green light, but your eyes and body are definitely sending the… — T.S. McKinney Copy Share Image
“I brushed some imaginary lint from my shirt, or touched my cleavage to catch his eye, depending on your perspective.” — Jennifer Echols Copy Share Image
“...the mustard on the roof of my mouth gave me the feeling that someone was removing my nasal hair with a blowtorch.” — Marcel Theroux Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
