Bad taste Quote by Jarod Kintz

“I had to sink or swim. So I swam, and became an icon in the process. And that’s pissed them off no end, ever…

— Karen Swan

“I’d skipped the crush kiddie pool and jumped right into the deep, shark-infested ocean of emotions. And, if you’ll forgive the dramatic metaphor, I…

— Kody Keplinger

“I took a sip of my drink. It tasted like old horse blankets soaked in urine.”

— Jasper Fforde

“I peed in the sink. Why? Because there was already someone in the shower.”

— Jarod Kintz

“And by the way, I enjoyed your pool very much. It's a shame you'll never get me that wet.”

— Angela Graham

“There comes a time when you swim or sink so I jumped in the drink 'cause I couldn't make myself clear. Maybe I wrote…

— Aimee Mann

“-I thought u said u could swim like a fish -A dead one!”

— Jennifer L. Holm

“That grin was pulling me into the deep end of the pool. The scary part, the part that made me search desperately for some…

— Robin Constantine

“I couldn’t get in the tub, so I ran some bath water instead.”

— Caryn Lee

“I always thought that I was a good swimmer, you know? That in a sink or swim situation I would rise to the top.…

— Rachel Hayes

“Sure, I pee in the pool. But that’s only because I don’t have a sink big enough to swim in. I fear Ryan Lochte’s…

— Jarod Kintz

“It was Kelda who said she wished there was a pool in Belvedere, because they were obviously very lucky to have a swim coach…

— Miranda July