Birthday Quote by Jarod Kintz

“I'd be a birthday cake!”

— Liam Payne

“I’m nothing more than a talking urinal cake. The world is pissing on me.”

— Donald O'Donovan

“They don't want to know that you'll never eat birthday cake because you don't want to erase the magical taste of frosting on his…

— Sarah Ockler

“Cake is for the weak,” Mom always says. Funny, I thought it was for birthdays.”

— Danielle Joseph

“The cake was sinfully decadent, dripping with chocolate, exactly the way a birthday cake should be.”

— Rysa Walker

“This is probably as good a time as any to mention that I was holding a large birthday cake.”

— Jonathan Tropper

“What’s happenin’, the cakest of all my baby cakes?”

— Jessica Park

“You got me a birthday cake. It was pink. I smashed it into the ceiling.”

— Karen Marie Moning

“Cake is always tasty, but to make you buy that cake it must have nice decoration.”

— MA

“Wow," I remarked to an older man who had just turned away from a group. "That's what I call a birthday cake. You think…

— Lisa Kleypas

“I barely eat cake now. The one I’m sending you, make a hole on the top with a knitting needle and pour a glass…

— Edna O'Brien

“You're like a kid when her parents come home from a party, checking their pockets for cake." "Ooh, cake. I'll take cake. But not…

— Laini Taylor