Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““It’s hot as a watermelon in this cantaloupe called pineapple. And that’s a fact.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.3 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“apples, strawberries, raspberries, and blackberries. There were no pineapples.” — Patricia Forde Copy Share Image
“Be a pineapple: Stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.” — Katherine Gaskin Copy Share Image
“My obsession with pineapples nearly drove me mad. I dreamt of the days when I would be grown and able to buy a whole… — Maya Angelou Copy Share Image
“Hello, pineapples,’ he whispered. He bent his head toward his lap and punctured the can, listening closely. The pineapples whispered back. They told him… — Hugh Howey Copy Share Image
“Pineapple juice doesn’t come in a can—it comes in a hard, spiky shell called a pineapple. Pineapples are great and all, but of all… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Well, if you asked me what my favorite fruit was before last night, I would've said strawberries. But that's cuz I didn't know oranges… — Cassie Mae Copy Share Image
“He smokes too much weed. I can taste it in his spunk. I need to get him to eat more pineapple to sweeten his… — Jaden Wilkes Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
