Quote by Jarod Kintz

“That being said, I will throw on the occasional false mustache.”

— It Books

“I have two mustaches, one over each eye. They smell like tits and ass, because that’s all I enjoy drinking.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Oh come on, you talk so much shit I can smell it on your breath.”

— Suzanne Wright

“I grew a mustache, and I grew it in my garden. My mustache is organic, and will taste tasty on your mouth.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I don’t just have one mustache, I have two. You can hardly notice them, though, because I wear them in place of my eyebrows,…

— Jarod Kintz

“Mustaches are so cool that I not only have one—I have two. I wear both of mine above my eyes.”

— Jarod Kintz

“His mustache made two curved lines around the sides of his mouth like parentheses, as if everything he might say would be very quiet,…

— Barbara Kingsolver

“Nothing like hearing you look like crap along with feeling like it.”

— Courtney Rene

“I think I just inhaled a cloud shaped like the ghost of my grandpa, and all I have to say is grandma smelled better.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I take a deep breath. It smells suspiciously like bullshit in here.”

— Courtney Summers

“Somehow everything I own smells of you, and for the tiniest moment it's all not true”

— Snow Patrol

“I'm a pretty clean eater, so my beard probably just smells like the blood of my enemies, as usual.”

— Eric Hendrixson