Samuel Clemens Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““If my name were Mark Twain, I’d write under the pseudonym “Samuel Clemens.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Samuel Clemens
Going into the past, I've always thought Mark Twain would be cool to hang out with for a little bit. — Joe Maddon Copy Share Image
Twain is my keystone. He reminds me of my people because that's the way they told stories. — Joe R. Lansdale Copy Share Image
If Mark Twain had had Twitter, he would have been amazing at it. But he probably wouldn't have gotten around to writing Huckleberry Finn. — Andy Borowitz Copy Share Image
“It’s not the story-line that makes for good reading…but the storyteller. I believe Mark Twain could have filled out a credit application and made… — Rob Wood Copy Share Image
“Writing is easy. All you have to do is cross out the wrong words.” ― Mark Twain” — Russell Blake Copy Share Image
“Mark Twain’s Pudd’nhead Wilson, “Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest,” — Phil Cousineau Copy Share Image
“The men had two favorite modes of speech, wild exaggeration and ludicrous understatement. Ideally, both were delivered deadpan. Time and again, the accounts overflow… — Edward Dolnick Copy Share Image
Veneration of Mark Twain is one of the roots of our current intellectual stalemate. — John Kennedy Toole Copy Share Image
“The man who doesn't read has no advantage over the man who cannot read." Mark Twain” — Tim Underwood Copy Share Image
When I was a young child and before he had left us for the U.S., my father would give me Mark Twain novels. In… — David Lammy Copy Share Image
I realize how much [Mark] Twain fabricated things. I like it very much, but it's only half true. And it shows what he was… — John Gimlette Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“It makes a body ooze sarcasm at every pore, to go about Rome and Florence and see what this last generation has been doing… — Franklin J. Meine Copy Share Image
“No one saves an e-mail, because it's so inherently impersonal. I worry about posterity in general. All the great love letters - from Simone… — Gillian Flynn Copy Share Image
“A man is accepted into a church for what he believes and he is turned out for what he knows. Samuel Clemens "Mark Twain",… — George Washington Copy Share Image
“If Christ were here now there is one thing he would not be -- a Christian. Samuel Clemens "Mark Twain", American author and humorist” — George Washington Copy Share Image
Samuel Clemens isn't Mark Twain. Mark Twain is Mark Twain. He doesn't become the thing until he creates himself. — Scott McClanahan Copy Share Image
America's Facebook generation shows a submission to standardization that I haven't seen before. The American adventure has always been about people forgetting their former… — Jaron Lanier Copy Share Image
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