“If my name were Mark Twain, I’d write under the pseudonym “Samuel Clemens.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“It makes a body ooze sarcasm at every pore, to go about Rome and Florence and see what this last generation has… — Franklin J. Meine Copy Share Image
“No one saves an e-mail, because it's so inherently impersonal. I worry about posterity in general. All the great love letters -… — Gillian Flynn Copy Share Image
“A man is accepted into a church for what he believes and he is turned out for what he knows. Samuel Clemens… — George Washington Copy Share Image
“If Christ were here now there is one thing he would not be -- a Christian. Samuel Clemens "Mark Twain", American author… — George Washington Copy Share Image
Samuel Clemens isn't Mark Twain. Mark Twain is Mark Twain. He doesn't become the thing until he creates himself. — Scott McClanahan Copy Share Image
America's Facebook generation shows a submission to standardization that I haven't seen before. The American adventure has always been about people forgetting… — Jaron Lanier Copy Share Image
