“What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. —MARK TWAIN” — Nicholas D. Kristof Copy Share Image
“person who won’t read has no advantage over one who can’t read. —MARK TWAIN” — Hal Elrod Copy Share Image
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most [borrowed from Mark Twain] — Gerard Way Copy Share Image
“Mark Twain once said, “I can live for two months on a good compliment.” — Gary Chapman Copy Share Image
“He begged hard, and said he couldn't play—a plausible excuse, but too thin; there wasn't a musician in the country that could.” — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“The truth is a fragile thing, but a lie, well told, can live forever. “ — Mark Twain” — Rebecca Nugent Copy Share Image
“A man is accepted into a church for what he believes and he is turned out for what he knows. Samuel Clemens… — George Washington Copy Share Image
Mark Twain had a way of telling stories that shifts your consciousness away from labels. — Val Kilmer Copy Share Image
Going into the past, I've always thought Mark Twain would be cool to hang out with for a little bit. — Joe Maddon Copy Share Image
“If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. That is the principal difference between… — Stanley Bing Copy Share Image
“As Mark Twain cuttingly remarked, if you removed all occurrences of the phrase ‘And it came to pass’, the Book of Mormon… — Richard Dawkins Copy Share Image
“Let us live so that when we come to die, even the undertaker will be sorry,” Mark Twain used to say.” — Christopher McDougall Copy Share Image
“Mark Twain describes how his friend Ralph Keeler introduced him at the start of a lecture: " 'I don't know anything about… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“I wrote this book to point out there is no one we can say is crazy. To put a label on anyone… — Donna Snyder Rn Bsn Copy Share Image
“The men had two favorite modes of speech, wild exaggeration and ludicrous understatement. Ideally, both were delivered deadpan. Time and again, the… — Edward Dolnick Copy Share Image
“We are so identified with who we think we are that it limits how we can be, determines how we live, and… — Lama Surya Das Copy Share Image
Mark Twain was so good with crowds that he became, in competition with singers and dancers and actors and acrobats, one of… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
“It’s not the story-line that makes for good reading…but the storyteller. I believe Mark Twain could have filled out a credit application… — Rob Wood Copy Share Image
“I read from Mark Twain's lips one or two of his good stories. He has his own way of thinking, saying and… — Helen Keller Copy Share Image
“The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what… — Andrew H. Williams Copy Share Image
“It can be argued that the history of the United States is an uninterrupted cavalcade of such transformative moments. Walt was a… — Leslie LeMon Copy Share Image
“I think of Baghdad years ago, when I met Professor Al-Rawi for the first time to discuss The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn,… — Michael Pitre Copy Share Image
“My argument against a naive form of empiricism was essentially anticipated by Mark Twain. On his first appointment as a reporter, he… — Karl R. Popper Copy Share Image
The critique of social inequality, which is very much a part of my story, came about naturally from my recollection of Huck… — Norman Lock Copy Share Image
“Why should I have to hide the fact that I don't believe there’s a supreme being? There’s no proof of it. There’s… — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
“Huck [Finn] and Tom [Sawyer] represent two viable models of the American Character. They exist side by side in every American and… — George Saunders Copy Share Image
In my early teens, I read every bound volume of the magazine Punch. Every writer of any distinction in the English language,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
A heartwarming tale of Christmas past that's chock full of all the wit and hilarity we admire in America's favorite humorist--Mark Twain.… — Gilbert King Copy Share Image
“Mark Twain said, two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead.” — Kaje Harper Copy Share Image
“If my name were Mark Twain, I’d write under the pseudonym “Samuel Clemens.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. —MARK TWAIN There” — Jason Fried Copy Share Image
“Everyone is a moon and has a dark side, which he never shows to anyone. Mark Twain” — David Nelson Copy Share Image
“You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.’ —Mark Twain” — Virender Kapoor Copy Share Image
![“Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most [borrowed from Mark Twain]” quote by Gerard Way](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/086/gerard-way-1061_borrowed_of-all-the-things-i-ve-lost-i-miss-my-mi_434581.jpg)
![“The critique of social inequality, which is very much a part of my story, came about naturally from my recollection of Huck and Tom and the controversy surrounding [Mark] Twain's use of them and from my own passionate interest in civil rights, animal rights, and the right of Earth to survive…” quote by Norman Lock](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/26b/norman-lock-21222_animal_the-critique-of-social-inequality-which_145721.jpg)
![“Huck [Finn] and Tom [Sawyer] represent two viable models of the American Character. They exist side by side in every American and every American action. America is, and always has been, undecided about whether it will be the United States of Tom or the United States of Huck. The United States of…” quote by George Saunders](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/04d/george-saunders-317_america_huck-finn-and-tom-sawyer-represent-two-v_1377012.jpg)
